Kim: Come on Mel how about pulling a cracker
Mel: By the look of you darling I think I already have
Get it
Kim: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple try to stop
Come on Melly-pops
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling
Mel: Pumpkin pie anyone?
Both: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Kim: This is so corny
Both: Everyone's dancing merrily
in the new old fashioned way
Mel: Wow I am in the most almighty Christmas groove
I haven't had this much fun since "Two little boys" was number one
If my friends could see me now
How do I look?
Kim: Ridiculous
Mel: You little tease
A dance, Kimberley?
Mel: Do you think we'll make it to the end of the record?
Kim: How long is that - exactly?
Mel: Mmmm.
Kim: You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Mel: All together now
Both: Voices singing let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Mel & Kim: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Mel: Root beer anyone?
Both: Later we'll have pumpkin pie
And we'll do some carolling
Mel: There's plenty of pumpkin pie left by the way
Both: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Kim: Do you mind Melvyn?
Both: Everyone's dancing merrily
In the new old fashioned way
Griff: Wow yeah that was fantastic
Kim: Very nice
Mel: Let's do it again! One two three four...
Kim: Strewth
Mel: Five!
Both: Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Mel: He overdid it with the pumpkin pie
Both: Everyone's dancing merrily
In the new old fashioned way
Mel: Merry Christmas everybody!
Kim: Merry Christmas everybody!
A version of the song by Kim Wilde and Mel Smith (credited as "Mel & Kim" as a parody of then-popular sister act Mel and Kim), reached No. 3 on the UK Singles Chart during the Christmas 1987.
