Bob Rivers

We Wish You Weren't Living With Us — Bob Rivers

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Robert "Bob" Rivers is a retired American rock and roll radio on-air personality in the Pacific Northwest, as well as a prolific producer and songwriter of some of the greatest parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies. Well done Bob! We love them!

Show Lyrics — We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We're not happy you're here

You drive everybody crazy
You're hopelessly fat and lazy
You're constantly in the way here
So pack up your gear

Get out!

You're feeding you face
You're taking up space
We wish you weren't living with us
We're not happy you're here

Close the refrigerator!

Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us

Pay up!

We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
We wish you weren't living with us
Get out of town

Now!
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